scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

jin-nyeh:

avalooshe:

Crying

ya dingus

mr-sulu:

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

WHAT A CUTE LITTLE OLD MAN

rubyetc:

damn you potato

rubyetc:

damn you potato

sineadwiley:


THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

This is a little too important

sineadwiley:

THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

This is a little too important